A Question For These Times
A Republican sent this to me, so things must be bad...
Question: How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and standing on a step ladder, under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear # 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.
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*snort*
Posted by:Gwen M. | May 04, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Too true.
Posted by:PJ | May 04, 2008 at 04:38 PM
It's incredibly illogical and convoluted. Just like Bush's garble.
Posted by:writer reading | May 04, 2008 at 07:02 PM
LOL!! A perfect start to this Monday morning. Thanks for the chuckle :)
Posted by:Wylie Kinson | May 05, 2008 at 09:06 AM
I wonder what people will say about our next administration.
I'm also wondering how many of these people actually vote that send these things out.
Posted by:Mary Emken | May 05, 2008 at 10:19 AM
It's a little frightening when a Republican sends a slam about Bush to a British national who is living in the state which gave him the first election. Yep. Scary, indeed.
Happy Monday, Nicholas.
Posted by:On a Limb with Claudia | May 05, 2008 at 06:36 PM
Classic! Even better that a republican sent it to you! LMAO
Posted by:Winter | May 05, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Hey Nicholas,
I have a surprise for you over at my place :0
see if you can find it! .....
Posted by:Tina | May 06, 2008 at 05:48 PM
Hey Nicholas,
I have a surprise for you over at my place :0
see if you can find it! .....
Posted by:Tina | May 06, 2008 at 05:48 PM
I saw you over at Tina's blog and I thought I would stop by and say "Hi!".
Posted by:Tammy | May 06, 2008 at 10:08 PM
This is hilarious, Nicholas!
Posted by:maryt/theteach | May 08, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Well done. I'm giving you a standing ovation. (What a laptop makes possible....)
God bless.
Posted by:SandyCarlson | May 14, 2008 at 08:53 PM