Manpower Not Required

It is with much sadness that I announce that men are redundant. It had to happen of course, but I had hoped it wouldn’t take place in my lifetime. Still, you can’t hold back science. Have a read of this article from the BBC and you’ll see what I mean.

 Some smart arse has invented a device that can give a woman an orgasm at the touch of a button. No, this isn’t a sex toy, or something that involves nudity, messy and secret use or even, in places where sex toys are banned, illegal use  (Yes, there are some states of the US where sex toys are banned.Fuck knows why. It’s hard to believe that supposedly intelligent legislators actually convened, discussed and then decided that society would be improved if people were deprived of the ability to enjoy themselves, even people who only have themselves to enjoy. Prudes like that need to be rounded up and shot). This device, the Slightest Touch, is an innocuous looking thing about the size of an iPod, and by simply having an electrolyte drink and then attaching two wires to her ankles, a woman can achieve an orgasm. Simple as that.

Now, when she can do that, why one earth would any woman want to bother with a man? I know I wouldn’t. Having to pretend to be interested in all the rubbish he talks, having to spend time in his company, having to assure him that it’s no big deal when things don’t work as planned, happens to everyone from time to time. Then listening to him snoring afterwards while you have to sleep in the wet patch. And the Slightest Touch won’t get her pregnant either.

The manufacturers say that sales have hit about 4000. I’m astonished.  I’d have thought the market would be much larger.  I bet they’ll sell millions of the things, except maybe in the anti-sex states.  You can be sure that if they ever invent an equivalent for men the sales will be through the roof.  In fact, I bet you that as soon as they read that article, loads of hopeful men began Googling for them.

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Comments

[J]

That's crazy astonishing. Who knew?

You'll be glad to know, many of us think men are good for more than that. Which is a good thing, since some men don't know how to give an orgasm anyway. Or so I've read.

[Winter]

Men aren't redundant in my world. I always did have the ability to tune out their babble and send them on their way when I was done. ;)

[Di]

Brilliant! And efficient! Both things that men often aren't! :)

[Mary Emken]

Call me old fashion, but I would rather be warmed by the right mans presence.

[elaine]

men are wonderful, but i gotta get me one of these!!!!!

[Lori]

Well then...how do I get one of these so I can see if it really works? Let me state though, there is no substitute for sex. Hot, wet, passionate sex is the best. Its the intimacy that a toy could never give you. If you are having a stressful day with no outlet, this might be the thing. I have never heard of states banning sex toys...what were they thinking? I totally agree. No TT this week?? Great post....;)

[PJ]

I'd love to try one of those out, but to be honest I don't think that this toy would remove the need for men. For most women a climax is the "cherry on top" - the emotional intimacy is the most important part of sex for us.

[On a Limb with Claudia]

ahahahahahaha... Ah Nicholas. Men always been redundant. Women have never needed them, and mostly don't use them, for an orgasm. Women keep men around to help cleanse their karma. ;)

[No Nonsense girl]

Wow, is this available in canada? ;)

Have a great weekend Nicholas!